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buttcheekpalmkang:

On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

With my tongue.

On her pussy.

One letter at a time.

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sophisticatedscoundrels:


Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally and Alison Brie smoking
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sophisticatedscoundrels:

Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally and Alison Brie smoking

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selfprescribedstoner:

Custom Charizard Dabber

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liztrade:

stoneandbloodandwater:

iincantatem:

Dumbledore, notorious for giving second chances Dumbledore, let Sirius rot in Azkaban for twelve years.

He must have known Sirius well due to his time in the Order, he must have known what James meant to Sirius. Dumbledore was a…

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

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kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion


"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."
- Chuck Palahniuk

"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close."

- Chuck Palahniuk

(Source: skinnyhipsandfragilelips)